The Little Book of Douchebags: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Quotations

At long last, here is the definitive collection of the douchiest remarks of all time. The Quotable Douchebag is the first quote book of its kind. With hundreds of amazingly douchey remarks on hand, readers will finally be able to find the worst quotation for any occasion. Consider this remark from David Hasselhoff: 'There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me'. Or this remark from Jean Claude Van Damme: 'I am the Fred Astaire of karate'. Or this remark from Prince Philip: 'Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps'. Chock-full of dimwitted wisdom from the likes of Henry VIII, Oliver North, Leona Helmsley, Jose Canseco, Warren G. Harding, Marion Barry, William Shatner, David Blaine, and R. Kelly, The Quotable Douchebag is a massive testament to foolhardy douchebags everywhere. The timeless topics include beauty, diversity, education, etiquette, family, food, money, music, nature, politics, sex, success, technology, truth, war, and so much more.