The Big Ass Book of Jokes

Paperback / softback
SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS Don t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there s a joke to tell every day about everythingfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians. Why don t women blink during foreplay? They don t have time. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day. The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage. That s holy water from Rome, says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, This smells more like whisky. Isn t that amazing, says Collin. Another miracle! A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself. The blonde shouts at him, Shut up! You re next! A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. That s a very smart dog, says the man. He s not so cleaver, says one of the players. Every time he gets