Big Sally-Ann's dad wins big at the bookies, so he invests in a feg run to Benidorm for Maggie and Big Sally-Ann. They'll buy the fags, bring them home to sell on the Shankill Road and share the proceeds. Speculate to accumulate and all that. Sun, sea ...and Sticky Vicky - what more could you ask for? But, of course, the holiday doesn't run smoothly and, as well as pedalos, ice cream sliders and a pair of nudists from Rathcoole, who turns up at the same hotel but Belfast's answer to Christian Grey?