After a relationship and marriage, what's next? Why, children of course. And who better to offer us some much needed advice than the very authors who brought us STC's highly successful Cattitude and the forthcoming Catrimony . Caternal Instincts contains mothering advice from diva mother felines to females complete with adorable black and white photographs of cats and their kittens and a clever ribbon-adorned cover. With tidbits such as: Make clear there is only one queen ruling the kingdom , Buy stain resistant everything and Negotiate about broccoli, not about love , how could a mother fail?